The Kevin

wow... The Kevin.. The Holy Grail of the Sriracha wiki, the main page, the page that started the controversy, the page that started the praise, and the page.. That almost got Sriracha wiki taken down.... Kinda empty isnt it? Let me fix that.

The Kevin is an annoying booty hole of a person, he listens to the bottom of the barrel music, I'm talking car core shIt. Like, worse than nu-metal.

He's also a cupulsive liar who's done everything seen everything has everything and know everything and I can get quit annoying I really wish he'd tell the truth because by now everyone can't tell truth from lie and we just assume hes lying all the time.

Hes always talking about random things that are totally not possible like "starting a band with Holden" he's told us countless times that he's gotten "a gig" SURE... YOU DO KEVIN, SURE.

sauce.

Kevin is always calling me awesome for some reason, and he falls over..... A lot.... Dumbass