The Austin

The Austin is usually a person who is an idiot.... He always is doing the dumbest trades, making the dumbest rules, and being an idiot. As of right now he works at the mom factory and makes and steals dresses and skirts to add to his collection. He makes about $5 dollars an hour.. Which is below minimum wage.. But of course he doesn't know that since he is a dip shit.

He always says he's getting the best deals ever.. When clearly he just got scammed 19 keys.

As of right now he's had 2 biographies made about him and his idiotic life-style,bad trades, and annoying gestures. Both are written by Jon From Aperture Science. "One time I bought 8 keys and got a good unusual but then i got such a great offer that i turned into a butt. I decided not to take it and instead take the 2 ref offer which i traded away for shit. -Austin's Bio (from something to nothing to dumb) by Jonathon From Aperture Science.