Holden's Assy Joke Company

Holden's Assy Joke Company is a company started by Holden (obviously).

They own every "assy" joke in the world. They were founded some time between late 2014, and early 2015 in the Middle School Gym when Isaak kept bothering Holden. So Holden just made up an excuse to hit him when Isaak said "YOUR MOM". The "Your mom joke" is copyrighted by them.

Their head quarters are in Lansing, Kansas (changing in like 10 years, probably to Sweden)

Right outside their building is a lemonade stand with a sign taped on it, it reads "Isaak's Funny Joke Brand". It is just a shitty lemonade stand with one copyrighted joke, "DO A BARREL ROLL". They get 1 customer per day, while Holden's Assy Joke Company gets 9,001 costomers per day, Isaak's lemonade stand is usually laughed at.

I'd also like to mention, Holden is vice president. They real president is a giant plush hedgehog.