America (U.S.A.)

America is one of the most failed countries in the entire world. They depend on North Korea's god like technology, and amazing crop growing and architecture.

Today, 98% of Americans live in tents, and the 2% live in houses. They're houses can be blown down very easily and destroyed easily as well. They go and buy guns to kill their friends and other people, especially children. Some people complain about the guns. They even pay taxes to they're government, making it almost impossible to live.

All Americans have no resources for food and drinks, so they rely on snow and birds. The drink their coffee made from snow and sit in their tents filled with snow. If you look at America today, you will notice all the snow. There is snow everywhere, notice there are no birds, they have been eaten.. Aside form some birds, which will be eaten on Tuesday. North Korea tries they're best to save America from it's snowy conditions. But it is too terrible and it would result in N. Korea losing 1,000 billion dollars, 0.2% of Korea's money! That loss would be too much, so they let America rot, yet the still help a fraction of the country...... God ble- HELP America.

A American citizen telling his problem to North Korean officials on the internet......

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It isn't easy being American. But you get used to eating snow after a while. In fact I could use some snow right now.

Recently the government has started taxing snow. Making it much more difficult to acquire. I'd suck a dick for some snow right now.

You might be wondering "how am I on the internet?". The answer is simply really. Snow.

Thanks to big brained North Korean scientists who developed snow powered computers and internet.

Occasionally our government hands out yellow snow on holidays. Such as "Snowmas", "Snowanza", and "Snowsgiving".

Our president, "The Abominable Snowman" can be very cruel. He feasts on the innocent who wander the streets alone at night. I think electing him may have been a mistake...

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-Joe Kerr.

Here is a documentary on America today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQOQHQ8oA